My Most Anticipated 2018 Books

I realised a few days ago that I never posted my most anticipated books of 2018 list!! And it’s already mid February *whoops*. This was such a fun list to put together too so I have no idea how i forgot about it? Though getting it down to just 8 was a bit of a nightmare (it was 10 originally because The Cruel Prince and Everless were included but they’re already out now). I considered doing a winter or spring most anticipated list to make it easier but I think it’s more fun to look at the whole year at once. So below are my chosen books. I’ve also included each one’s synopsis so you don’t have to bother clicking links to find out what on earth I’m rambling about. But of course that means that if you’re not caught up on the series mentioned, then avert your eyes and scroll on past!

8) The Extinction Trials by S M Wilson

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| Betrayal. Sacrifice. Survival. Welcome to the Extinction Trials. In Stormchaser and Lincoln’s ruined world, the only way to survive is to risk everything. To face a contest more dangerous than anyone can imagine. And they will do anything to win. But in a land full of monsters – human and reptilian – they can’t afford to trust anyone. Perhaps not even each other… | 

Ok so firstly I know this is already out but I thought I’d still include it as I haven’t read it yet. And I’ve been waiting a long time for a book that could *mayyyybe* be the next Hunger Games for me. I love any story where there’s trials and where the characters will do anything they can to survive. And I can also appreciate the synopsis saying so little! It’s intrigued me enough but still I’m going into it knowing nothing. Which is honestly my favourite way to experience a new story.

7) Furyborn by Claire Legrand

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| When assassins ambush her best friend, the crown prince, Rielle Dardenne risks everything to save him, exposing her ability to perform all seven kinds of elemental magic. The only people who should possess this extraordinary power are a pair of prophesied queens: a queen of light and salvation and a queen of blood and destruction. To prove she is the Sun Queen, Rielle must endure seven trials to test her magic. If she fails, she will be executed…unless the trials kill her first. A thousand years later, the legend of Queen Rielle is a mere fairy tale to bounty hunter Eliana Ferracora. When the Undying Empire conquered her kingdom, she embraced violence to keep her family alive. Now, she believes herself untouchable–until her mother vanishes without a trace, along with countless other women in their city. To find her, Eliana joins a rebel captain on a dangerous mission and discovers that the evil at the heart of the empire is more terrible than she ever imagined. As Rielle and Eliana fight in a cosmic war that spans millennia, their stories intersect, and the shocking connections between them ultimately determine the fate of their world–and of each other|

This just sounds like everything I could possibly want from a fantasy…Queens! Magic trials! Legends! A bounty hunter! A rebel captain! Violence! Danger! Seriously it has everything and I’m SO excited to get my hands on this gorgeous book!

6) The Death Of Mrs Westaway by Ruth Ware

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| On a day that begins like any other, Hal receives a mysterious letter bequeathing her a substantial inheritance. She realizes very quickly that the letter was sent to the wrong person, but also that the cold-reading skills she’s honed as a tarot card reader might help her claim the money. Soon, Hal finds herself at the funeral of the deceased…where it dawns on her that there is something very, very wrong about this strange situation and the inheritance at the center of it. |

Does anyone know if this is the official cover? Because if it is I’m a fan! So dark and creepy! And that synopsis already has me seriously intrigued and I just know I’m going to read it as soon as I can! I’ve loved every one of Ruth Ware’s books that I’ve read so far so I know this one will not let me down. I do actually have her last book, The Lying Game, still to read. And luckily I stumbled across a copy at my library so I’m pleased I still have some of her writing to keep me going till this one’s released!

5) The Queens Of Innis Lear by Tessa Gratton

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| The erratic decisions of a prophecy-obsessed king have drained Innis Lear of its wild magic, leaving behind a trail of barren crops and despondent subjects. Enemy nations circle the once-bountiful isle, sensing its growing vulnerability, hungry to control the ideal port for all trade routes. The king’s three daughters—battle-hungry Gaela, master manipulator Reagan, and restrained, starblessed Elia—know the realm’s only chance of resurrection is to crown a new sovereign, proving a strong hand can resurrect magic and defend itself. But their father will not choose an heir until the longest night of the year, when prophecies align and a poison ritual can be enacted. Refusing to leave their future in the hands of blind faith, the daughters of Innis Lear prepare for war—but regardless of who wins the crown, the shores of Innis will weep the blood of a house divided. | 

I’ll be honest, what originally caught my attention was the gorgeous cover. It’s so simple, but so powerful! Then of cause the idea of three sisters, who are all very different, battling for a crown is honestly everything I could want. And of course that tagline, “blood will have blood”, just has me shouting YASSSS!!

4) Legendary (Caraval #2) by Stephanie Garber

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| After being swept up in the magical world of Caraval, Donatella Dragna has finally escaped her father and saved her sister Scarlett from a disastrous arranged marriage. The girls should be celebrating, but Tella isn’t yet free. She made a desperate bargain with a mysterious criminal, and what Tella owes him no one has ever been able to deliver: Caraval Master Legend’s true name. The only chance of uncovering Legend’s identity is to win Caraval, so Tella throws herself into the legendary competition once more—and into the path of the murderous heir to the throne, a doomed love story, and a web of secrets…including her sister’s. Caraval has always demanded bravery, cunning, and sacrifice. But now the game is asking for more. If Tella can’t fulfill her bargain and deliver Legend’s name, she’ll lose everything she cares about—maybe even her life. But if she wins, Legend and Caraval will be destroyed forever. 

If you’ve seen my favourite books of 2017 list you know that Caraval was included and that I really thoroughly enjoyed it! I was so shocked to find out it was Stephanie Garber’s debut book and so I’m super excited to see how her writing improves and how she builds on this brilliant story.

3) Throne of Glass #7 by Sarah J Maas

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Can I just take a moment to whine about the fact there’s no title and no synopsis yet *sobs* I NEED this book now pleasssse! October is SO far away *more sobbing*

2) To Kill A Kingdom by Alexandra Christo

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| Princess Lira is siren royalty and the most lethal of them all. With the hearts of seventeen princes in her collection, she is revered across the sea. Until a twist of fate forces her to kill one of her own. To punish her daughter, the Sea Queen transforms Lira into the one thing they loathe most—a human. Robbed of her song, Lira has until the winter solstice to deliver Prince Elian’s heart to the Sea Queen or remain a human forever. The ocean is the only place Prince Elian calls home, even though he is heir to the most powerful kingdom in the world. Hunting sirens is more than an unsavory hobby—it’s his calling. When he rescues a drowning woman in the ocean, she’s more than what she appears. She promises to help him find the key to destroying all of sirenkind for good—But can he trust her? And just how many deals will Elian have to barter to eliminate mankind’s greatest enemy? |

I only actually found out about this book a few weeks ago. And that’s only because Readers First brought it to my attention. I have no idea how it slipped by me?! But I’m glad I know about it now because I LOVE LOVE LOVE pirates and sirens…especially if they’re wicked!

1) A Court of Frost and Starlight (ACOTAR #4) by Sarah J Maas

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| Feyre, Rhys, and their close-knit circle of friends are still busy rebuilding the Night Court and the vastly-changed world beyond. But Winter Solstice is finally near, and with it, a hard-earned reprieve. Yet even the festive atmosphere can’t keep the shadows of the past from looming. As Feyre navigates her first Winter Solstice as High Lady, she finds that those dearest to her have more wounds than she anticipated—scars that will have a far-reaching impact on the future of their Court. |

Oh. My. Goodness. I cannot accurately explain just how excited I am for this book!!!!!!!! It’s easily my most anticipated. And for those of you that are as excited as me and have preordered it, have you filled out the form on SJM’s website to get the Night Court pin?

So there you go, the 2018 books I’m most looking forward to getting my hands on! Are you excited for any of these? Or is there another book, that I haven’t mentioned, that you’re anticipating? Let me know below!

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My Top 10 Best Books Read In 2017

It’s only the 19th of January but I feel like I’m so behind haha everyone else seems to have already posted their best/worst/most anticipated lists! But I struggled SO much with deciding on just 10 favourites AND I’ve put them in actual order (which took me an AGE as well) counting down to my absolute favourite of 2017. I imagine those of you who know me will have already correctly guessed which book is my no 1 of the year…

(Please be aware that I’ve included the synopsis for each book on this list so, if you don’t want to be spoiled, do not read the ones included for books that are number 2 or 3 in a series)

10) Crooked Kingdom (Six of Crows #2) by Leigh Bardugo

| Kaz Brekker and his crew have just pulled off a heist so daring even they didn’t think they’d survive. But instead of divvying up a fat reward, they’re right back to fighting for their lives. Double-crossed and badly weakened, the crew is low on resources, allies, and hope. As powerful forces from around the world descend on Ketterdam to root out the secrets of the dangerous drug known as jurda parem, old rivals and new enemies emerge to challenge Kaz’s cunning and test the team’s fragile loyalties. A war will be waged on the city’s dark and twisting streets―a battle for revenge and redemption that will decide the fate of the Grisha world. |

10th place was one of those real struggles I was just talking about because I almost put Things A Bright Girl Can Do by Sally Nicholls here. In the end I obviously picked Crooked Kingdom, mainly because Leigh Bardugo had improved the story and characters SO much since Six of Crows. Six of Crows was so average in my opinion and I didn’t feel much of a connection to any of the characters or what they were trying to achieve. That all changed in book 2 though! Especially because we got to see these glimpses into all the character’s pasts. I loved the banter between them all too and seeing different relationships develop within the group. The various schemes were believable. As were their reasons for being “bad”. And I REALLY enjoyed the last 100 pages. The twists definitely made it my favourite section of the entire book. And Ketterdam was a wonderfully dark setting that I thoroughly enjoyed.

9) The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black

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| Children can have a cruel, absolute sense of justice. Children can kill a monster and feel quite proud of themselves. A girl can look at her brother and believe they’re destined to be a knight and a bard who battle evil. She can believe she’s found the thing she’s been made for. Hazel lives with her brother, Ben, in the strange town of Fairfold where humans and fae exist side by side. The faeries’ seemingly harmless magic attracts tourists, but Hazel knows how dangerous they can be, and she knows how to stop them. Or she did, once. At the center of it all, there is a glass coffin in the woods. It rests right on the ground and in it sleeps a boy with horns on his head and ears as pointed as knives. Hazel and Ben were both in love with him as children. The boy has slept there for generations, never waking. Until one day, he does… As the world turns upside down, Hazel tries to remember her years pretending to be a knight. But swept up in new love, shifting loyalties, and the fresh sting of betrayal, will it be enough? |

The Darkest Part Of The Forest was the first book I read on my holiday to Iceland this year and they just fit so perfectly together (the book and the location, I mean). See every tour guide I encountered told me stories about their “hidden people”, couple that with reading about Holly Black’s faeries, and I swear my imagination was running wild for two weeks straight! It was brilliant! Plus The Darkest Part Of The Forest was pretty dark in a lot of places, which I enjoyed very much. There’s nothing I like better than wicked and dangerous and tricksy faeries! And I loved all the bargaining the locals did with them too!

8) Poison Study (Study #1) by Maria V Snyder

| About to be executed for murder, Yelena is offered an extraordinary reprieve. She’ll eat the best meals, have rooms in the palace—and risk assassination by anyone trying to kill the Commander of Ixia. And so Yelena chooses to become a food taster. But the chief of security, leaving nothing to chance, deliberately feeds her Butterfly’s Dust—and only by appearing for her daily antidote will she delay an agonizing death from the poison. As Yelena tries to escape her new dilemma, disasters keep mounting. Rebels plot to seize Ixia and Yelena develops magical powers she can’t control. Her life is threatened again and choices must be made. But this time the outcomes aren’t so clear…|

Poison Study was sort of a slower paced/less fun version of Throne of Glass. But not in a bad way! It’s just more serious, mainly because Yelena has been through A LOT! She’s tough though and refuses to accept her fate. The bad things she’s experienced or is still experiencing just push her to work and train harder. Also the poisons were fun. As were the few twists. And what’s great is I got the whole of the Study series for Christmas so I’ll definitely be checking out the rest of them this year. Hopefully they only get better and better with each book!

7) Princesses Behaving Badly by Linda Rodriguez McRobbie

| You think you know her story. You’ve read the Brothers Grimm, you’ve watched the Disney cartoons, you cheered as these virtuous women lived happily ever after. But the lives of real princesses couldn’t be more different. Sure, many were graceful and benevolent leaders—but just as many were ruthless in their quest for power, and all of them had skeletons rattling in their royal closets. Princess Stephanie von Hohenlohe was a Nazi spy. Empress Elizabeth of the Austro-Hungarian empire slept wearing a mask of raw veal. Princess Olga of Kiev murdered thousands of men, and Princess Rani Lakshmibai waged war on the battlefield, charging into combat with her toddler son strapped to her back. Princesses Behaving Badly offers mini biographies of all these princesses and dozens more. It’s a fascinating read for history buffs, feminists, and anyone seeking a different kind of bedtime story. |

Princesses Behaving Badly was honestly fantastic. It’s written very simply so you don’t need to know these women already in order to understand their stories. They each get a chapter that explains all the exciting parts of their life and then, I have to admit, you’re left wanting more! I think I must have written down the names of at least half of the women because I want to do further research on them. But it really is just brilliant getting to hear about these great women of history whose stories are quite often forgotten about. And sadly this is the only non-fiction book that made my 2017’s best of list. But I plan on making a huge effort to read more in 2018 so hopefully more will be featured on my blog in the future!

6) Caraval (Caraval #1) by Stephanie Garber 

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| Scarlett Dragna has never left the tiny island where she and her sister, Tella, live with their powerful, and cruel, father. Now Scarlett’s father has arranged a marriage for her, and Scarlett thinks her dreams of seeing Caraval—the faraway, once-a-year performance where the audience participates in the show—are over. But this year, Scarlett’s long-dreamt-of invitation finally arrives. With the help of a mysterious sailor, Tella whisks Scarlett away to the show. Only, as soon as they arrive, Tella is kidnapped by Caraval’s mastermind organizer, Legend. It turns out that this season’s Caraval revolves around Tella, and whoever finds her first is the winner. Scarlett has been told that everything that happens during Caraval is only an elaborate performance. Nevertheless she becomes enmeshed in a game of love, heartbreak, and magic. And whether Caraval is real or not, Scarlett must find Tella before the five nights of the game are over or a dangerous domino effect of consequences will be set off, and her beloved sister will disappear forever. |

So I only found out recently that Caraval is Stephanie Garber’s debut book?! And it was SO good! Which makes me super excited to see if her writing manages to get even better! But anyway, back to Caraval…I loved basically everything. I loved Scarlet and Julian and the magic and the whole idea of the game and finding the clues. And the twists at the end! And the map is BEAUTIFUL! Honestly I just want more stories set in this world asap please!

5) The Woman In Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware

| Lo Blacklock, a journalist who writes for a travel magazine, has just been given the assignment of a lifetime: a week on a luxury cruise with only a handful of cabins. The sky is clear, the waters calm, and the veneered, select guests jovial as the exclusive cruise ship, the Aurora, begins her voyage in the picturesque North Sea. At first, Lo’s stay is nothing but pleasant: the cabins are plush, the dinner parties are sparkling, and the guests are elegant. But as the week wears on, frigid winds whip the deck, grey skies fall, and Lo witnesses what she can only describe as a dark and terrifying nightmare: a woman being thrown overboard. The problem? All passengers remain accounted for and so, the ship sails on as if nothing has happened, despite Lo’s desperate attempts to convey that something (or someone) has gone terribly, terribly wrong. |

The Woman In Cabin 10 really sucked me in VERY quickly! I had a feeling I’d like this though because I thoroughly enjoyed In A Dark, Dark Wood, also by Ruth Ware. Plus my family love going on cruises (and so do I) and I’d never read a fiction book set on a cruise. So really everything was in place for me to love this. And love it I did! I can’t really say much else though because it’s better going in not knowing much to be honest. But if you like Ruth Ware’s other books you’ll definitely love this one too.

4) The Goddess Chronicle by Natsuo Kirino

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| In a place like no other, on a mystical island in the shape of tear drop, two sisters are born into a family of oracles. Kamikuu is admired far and wide for her otherworldly beauty; small and headstrong Namima learns to live in her sister’s shadow. On her sixth birthday, Kamikuu is chosen to become the next Oracle, serving the realm of light, while Namima is forced to serve the realm of darkness—destined to spend eternity guiding the spirits of the deceased to the underworld. As the sisters serve opposite fates, Namima embarks on a journey that takes her from the experience of first love to the aftermath of scalding betrayal. Caught in an elaborate web of treachery, she travels between the land of the living and the Realm of the Dead, seeking vengeance and closure. At the heart of this exquisitely dark tale, Kirino masterfully reimagines the ancient Japanese creation myth of Izanami and Izanagi. A provocative, fantastical saga, The Goddess Chronicle tells a sumptuous story of sex, murder, gods and goddesses, and bittersweet revenge. |

The Goddess Chronicle was the second book I read on my holiday to Iceland. And it was FANTASTIC! The writing style and story just drew me in immediately. It was a bit weird at times, which I enjoyed to be honest. The overall story is based on the Japanese tale of Izanagi and Izanami and so is perfect for anyone, like me, who enjoys retellings of myths and legends. And now I’ve been left wanting to read more Japanese mythology! So if you have any recommendations of where I should start then please let me know in the comments below.

3) The Power by Naomi Alderman

| In The Power the world is a recognisable place: there’s a rich Nigerian kid who lounges around the family pool; a foster girl whose religious parents hide their true nature; a local American politician; a tough London girl from a tricky family. But something vital has changed, causing their lives to converge with devastating effect. Teenage girls now have immense physical power – they can cause agonising pain and even death. And, with this small twist of nature, the world changes utterly. This extraordinary novel by Naomi Alderman, a Sunday Times Young Writer of the Year and Granta Best of British writer, is not only a gripping story of how the world would change if power was in the hands of women but also exposes, with breath-taking daring, our contemporary world. |

I enjoyed The Power so much that I can barely think of the words to express my feelings for it. It was just SO GOOD! It’s set in our world but women have the power to hurt/kill men through electricity they can send out from their fingertips. So we get to see what life might be like if women were naturally more physically powerful than men. And I can honestly say I enjoyed all the characters. They all had such unique experiences that I never got confused about whose perspective I was reading from. Be warned though some of the incidences that happen are hard to read. But in my opinion everything that happened was important to the overall story. Put The Power at the top of your tbr NOW, you won’t regret it!

2) The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air #1) by Holly Black

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| Jude was seven years old when her parents were murdered and she and her two sisters were stolen away to live in the treacherous High Court of Faerie. Ten years later, Jude wants nothing more than to belong there, despite her mortality. But many of the fey despise humans. Especially Prince Cardan, the youngest and wickedest son of the High King. To win a place at the Court, she must defy him–and face the consequences. In doing so, she becomes embroiled in palace intrigues and deceptions, discovering her own capacity for bloodshed. But as civil war threatens to drown the Courts of Faerie in violence, Jude will need to risk her life in a dangerous alliance to save her sisters, and Faerie itself. |

Oh. My. Goodness!! This book was such a huge surprise. I mean I thought I’d like it because I loved The Darkest Part Of The Forest earlier this year. But it was SO much better than I expected. The faeries were so much more nasty and creepy and beautiful in The Cruel Prince and I was truly thrilled! Read my full review here.

1) A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR #3) by Sarah J Maas 

| Looming war threatens all Feyre holds dear in the third volume of the A Court of Thorns and Roses series. Feyre has returned to the Spring Court, determined to gather information on Tamlin’s maneuverings and the invading king threatening to bring Prythian to its knees. But to do so she must play a deadly game of deceit – and one slip may spell doom not only for Feyre, but for her world as well. As war bears down upon them all, Feyre must decide who to trust amongst the dazzling and lethal High Lords – and hunt for allies in unexpected places. In this thrilling third book in the #1 New York Times bestselling series from Sarah J. Maas, the earth will be painted red as mighty armies grapple for power over the one thing that could destroy them all. |

A Court of Wings And Ruin being my favourite book of 2017 will probably be no surprise to a lot of you! I just can’t get enough of these characters (especially the Court of Dreams characters) and this world and the magic and the creatures. And honestly it took every ounce of will power I had not to just sit and read this all in one sitting (I managed to savour it for at least a week). If only it was longer!! Though to be honest even if it was a 1,000 pages I’d still moan it wasn’t long enough! Oh and whose heart stopped whilst reading page 666?! Sarah J Maas is so cruel! I love it haha

Were any of these books one of your favourite reads of 2017? Or is there any books you can recommend to me based on the ones in this list? I’m always looking to add amazing books to my tbr!

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Book Series I Won’t Be Finishing

A few days ago I finally decided I needed to get rid of some of the books on my shelves. *shocked gasping* I know! But it has to be done because I have so little room these days for new books. And tbh I’m getting to the point where I would like my shelves to reflect my taste a bit more. So here is a list of 8 series I have officially removed from my shelves (and tbr list). I’ve read the first book in all these series and they were all a bit (or a lot) crap so honestly there’s no sad feels here. Feel free to comment below why I’m wrong though haha!

1) The Devil Wears Prada series by Lauren Weisberger

| A delightfully dishy novel about the all-time most impossible boss in the history of impossible bosses.|

Honestly…just watch the film. Even if you wouldn’t normally like this kind of thing it’s worth it to witness both Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep being super snobby.

2) Geek Girl series by Holly Smale

| Harriet Manners knows a lot of things. What she isn’t quite so sure about is why nobody at school seems to like her very much. So when she’s spotted by a top model agent, Harriet grabs the chance to reinvent herself. |

Harriet is a typical protagonist that doesn’t realise she’s beautiful and special until one day she finds out that actually, surprise! (not really), she was model beautiful and special all along. It’s all a bit sickening really.

3) Fifty Shades of Grey series by E L James

| When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms. |

I usually enjoy reading the odd smutty book but this just wasn’t sexy in my opinion. The story in between the cringy sex was boring as well, and without a good story what’s the point?!

4) Lorien Legacy series by Pittacus Lore

| Nine of us came here. We look like you. We talk like you. We live among you. But we are not you. We can do things you dream of doing. We have powers you dream of having. We are stronger and faster than anything you have ever seen. We are the superheroes you worship in movies and comic books–but we are real. |

Again, like with The Devil Wears Prada, just watch the film. It’s kind decent and is less than two hours long. Unlike the book which must have taken me weeks to get myself to finish.

5) Delirium series by Lauren Oliver

| In an alternate United States, love has been declared a dangerous disease, and the government forces everyone who reaches eighteen to have a procedure called the Cure. |

This must have been the slowest book I’ve ever read! The premise, I thought, was fascinating but the writing style just kills any mystery and intrigue. I just did not care about any of it by about the half way point.

6) The Wolves of Mercy Falls series by Maggie Stiefvater

| For years, Grace has watched the wolves in the woods behind her house. One yellow-eyed wolf—her wolf—is a chilling presence she can’t seem to live without. |

I read Shiver so long ago now that I honestly can’t seem to remember anything particularly exciting happening in this book. I want to say there was a drama at a hospital…? Or something. Anyway I remember it took me forever to finish which I wasn’t happy about.

7) The Chemical Garden series by Lauren DeStefano

| By age sixteen, Rhine Ellery has four years left to live. A botched effort to create a perfect race has left all males with a lifespan of 25 years, and females with a lifespan of 20 years. Geneticists are seeking a miracle antidote to restore the human race, desperate orphans crowd the population, crime and poverty have skyrocketed, and young girls are being kidnapped and sold as polygamous brides to bear more children. |

Wither is another example of me being excited by a premise but then finding the writing style has slowed down the story too much. So much of the book was set in this massive luxurious mansion and I just didn’t care about anyone in it.

8) Black Dagger Brotherhood series by J R Ward

| In the shadows of the night in Caldwell, New York, there’s a deadly turf war going on between vampires and their slayers. There exists a secret band of brothers like no other-six vampire warriors, defenders of their race. Yet none of them relishes killing more than Wrath, the leader of The Black Dagger Brotherhood. |

I’m fairly certain I’ve mentioned this before on my blog but I really only gave the first book in this series, Dark Lover, a go because Sarah J Maas said it was one of her favourites. But I just thought it was kind of meh and boring. I think vampires just aren’t my thing anymore?

Soooo apparently I have something against authors with the name Lauren?! And I don’t know why because I don’t think I’ve ever known a Lauren in real life. But anyway, there’s the 8 series I won’t be continuing. Let me know if there’s a series you’ve decided you just can’t bring yourself to finish!

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My Top 10 Favourite Horror Films

So I thought I’d use the fact that it’s Halloween as an excuse to talk about my favourite film genre…Horror! And according to IMDB I’ve seen hundreds of horror films so I really struggled to get this list down to just 10. Though I admit most of the horror films I’ve seen were a bit rubbish but I guess that’s what makes them fun to watch, right? But anyway all of the following I gave 10/10 and would highly recommend you check them out.

1) The Divide (2011)

| Survivors of a nuclear attack are grouped together for days in the basement of their apartment building, where fear and dwindling supplies wear away at their dynamic. |

Now The Divide is not only my favourite horror film ever, but also one of my all time favourite films of any genre, ever! It’s quite a hard watch at times because it’s not really a typical post apocalyptic film about survival. It’s more about how humans could react to being put in such a stressful situation where they all have to live together in a small space.

Also Milo Ventimiglia and Michael Eklund are terrifying in this. As the days go on they escalate from being typical boisterous lads to taking control of all the food and being incredibly cruel (also one of them starts wearing a dress randomly which is off putting). Exactly the type of guys you would not want to be locked in a basement with! 

2) The Descent 1 & 2 (2005/2009)

| A caving expedition goes horribly wrong, as the explorers become trapped and ultimately pursued by a strange breed of predators. |

Ok so I know I’m cheating by considering both of these as one but I could not choose between them! Also I’ve just realised both are also about people being trapped together in a small space, like The Divide…this might say something about me?

This time though it’s not the humans which are scary but the things living in the dark and tight spaces of a cave. And the tension does not let up for the entire film. We meet the nice group of girls who are supporting a friend suffering after a family tragedy, and then bam!, we’re stuck in the dark. If you ever had the urge to go caving this’ll put an end to that straight away!

3) Planet Terror (2007)

| After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it’s up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release. |

Ok so this film should not be taken seriously. It’s very dark and grimy, but also very (very!) cheesy. I mean Rose McGowan, who plays Cherry Darling, has a machine gun where her lower left leg should be. And yes, you read that right. A machine gun for a leg!

If you like The Walking Dead but wish it was faster paced and more gory and crazy. Then Planet Terror is for you!

4) [Rec] 1 & 2 (2007/2009)

| A television reporter and cameraman follow emergency workers into a dark apartment building and are quickly locked inside with something terrifying. |

Firstly, I need to say that you SHOULD NOT watch Quarantine (the remake) before you watch [Rec]. [Rec] is by far the superior horror film and watching the remake first will ruin the surprises…

And also the start might make you think “meh” but just wait until the characters get into the apartment building. Because from the moment they enter the suspense is immediately ramped up and up over the next hour until it’s just all out terror.

Oh and the fact it’s in Spanish actually makes it seem more claustrophobic to me. And I think other non Spanish speakers will feel the same. Then of course it’s filmed in the “found footage” style which just makes the whole film feel very real. And very scary!

5) 30 Days Of Night (2007)

| After an Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month, it is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires. |

The vampires in this are the most terrifying monsters from any movie I’ve ever seen! They’re exactly what I think Vampires should be. Ugly, cruel, intelligent, no remorse, no empathy. They play with their food. Use humans as bait to get others to come out of hiding. Just, terrifying.

Oh and don’t watch the sequel, which is bad. Watch the one with Danny Huston (American Horror Story fans will know how good he is at being scary!) who plays the “head” vampire. And I don’t even know how to get across how chilling he is. He doesn’t speak English accept to say “no god” one time. He has a whole mouth full of pointed and yellow teeth. And the nails!

Just watch it!

6) Them (Ils) (2006)

| Lucas and Clementine live peacefully in their isolated country house, but one night they wake up to a strange noise… they’re not alone… and a group of hooded assailants begin to terrorize them throughout the night. |

This film will have you guessing what genre you’re even watching, it’s that good. Are the “hooded assailants” ghosts/aliens? Are they a group of men? Do they know these people? Or are they something else entirely? What do they want? And when it is all revealed in the final scene you will be shocked! I won’t say anything else because it’s really much more fun (and terrifying) going into this film not knowing anything.

7) You’re Next (2011)

| When the Davison family comes under attack during their wedding anniversary getaway, the gang of mysterious killers soon learns that one of the victims harbours a secret talent for fighting back. |

Anyone else love it when the victim becomes the aggressor? Because it’s my absolute favourite thing to see in a horror film. And honestly it doesn’t happen that much. Sure a victim might fight to survive but in You’re Next she actually goes out of her way to pick off the killers. And in incredibly creative ways too!

And if you like this I would also recommend Shut In (2015) which is another home invasion horror where the victim is not as weak as she first seems. She suffers from agoraphobia which means she can’t leave the house so you sort of think well she’s done for then. But there’s a twist!

So definitely check both of these out!

8) Hush (2016)

| A deaf writer who retreated into the woods to live a solitary life must fight for her life in silence when a masked killer appears at her window. |

Another home invasion horror film but this one is a bit different because the victim is deaf! Which I thought put an interesting twist on the usual thing of running round a house trying to get away from the killer. Because obviously a deaf woman can’t hear what’s going on.

And Kate Siegal, who plays the lead, is fantastic. You really feel for her. Especially when she doesn’t realise that the man is watching her at times. At one point she’s trying to load a crossbow but isn’t strong enough and he’s just looking through the window at her. Really creepy.

Still doesn’t put me off wanting my own little house in the woods though!

9) House Of Wax (2005)

| A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. |

Now this is the film that my friends and I used to watch all the time as teenagers. We loved it! And after watching it again recently I still think it’s pretty terrifying. Like people being made into wax figures, whilst alive, is probably as scary as it gets!

Plus a certain Paris Hilton scene is fantastic! If you’ve seen House of Wax you’ll know what I’m talking about. And if you watched this in 2005 you will know how annoying Paris Hilton was in real life, at the time, so will have enjoyed it 100x more haha.

10) The Skeleton Key (2005)

| A hospice nurse working at a spooky New Orleans plantation home finds herself entangled in a mystery involving the house’s dark past. |

My favourite thing about this film is probably the setting. The huge plantation house is incredibly creepy! And straight away you know something isn’t right about it. Something horrible is going on.

Oh and the twist is probably the most haunting twist in a horror film, ever! Seriously sometimes I’ll just randomly think about it and get the heebie jeebies. Definitely worth watching all the way through just to find out what the hell’s going on. Even if Kate Hudson is a bit rubbish.

Have you seen any of these? What did you think? Also I’d love to know what your favourite horror film ever is? I’m always looking for new ones to check out!

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7 TV Shows I Don’t Plan On Watching Ever And Why

1) Pretty Little Liars

Seven. Seasons. Seven?! How can they drag out who “A” is for this long, seriously? And I swear I see fans moaning about whatever’s going on more than they are happy about what’s happening in this show. Plus crime drama is just not my thing. At all.

2) Teen Wolf

When people try to persuade me to watch this show they’re always mentioning that Dylan O’Brien. The guy who manages to look old and young at the same time. Well an average looking guy is not going to persuade me to watch this CGI mess (see photo below…)

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3) The Big Bang Theory

This is one of only two shows on this list that I have watched quite a few episodes of (mainly because it’s on E4 nonstop). And my goodness are these characters condescending! Not to mention the jokes are terrible. And that laugh track!

4) Supernatural

I actually think it’s more the fandom of this show that puts me off of Supernatural. But also the fact that there are 12 seasons! So surely it’s getting very diluted by now? Oh and is there even one female character that’s been around consistently throughout the entire show?

5) How I Met Your Mother

HIMYM is the other show on this list I have seen some episodes of (again thanks to E4). And it’s another show with a laugh track. And terrible jokes. Plus Neil Patrick Harris’s character is probably the most irritating character in the history of tv (see the smugness below)!

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6) Breaking Bad

I don’t like Bryan Cranston. There I said it! He isn’t a convincing actor in my opinion. And he ruined the last Godzilla film for me. Also, like I said before, I don’t enjoy crime drama and this is even worse because it’s a crime drama with drugs (*yawn*).

7) Doctor Who

Now this one I kind of feel bad about putting on this list because I know it’s pretty good. The only reasons I don’t want to watch it is because it’s a PG sci fi and I like my sci fi scary and gruesome. And also because it just has too many seasons (a recurring theme on this list I know, I’m lazy, and can’t commit to all that).

So there you go, the 7 TV shows I will not be watching. Ever. There’s just so many other shows I’m obsessed with right now that I really don’t have the time to be watching something I don’t even think I will like. That being said, please feel free to leave in the comments why I’m wrong and why I do actually need to watch any of these. Or perhaps you agree with me about one or more of these shows?

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